People keep talking about Steve being a ninja SEAL, and this is what I picture:


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So Steve's totally fine with Danny pasting pictures of his daughter everywhere, but discovering a postcard of New Jersey and finding out that Danny is kind of homesick? PRINCESS STEVE ACTIVELY AND HYSTERICALLY FLIPS HIS FUCKING SHIT ( Read more... )

Nobody actually wants to do an H50 big bang, right?

I mean.

... I'm going back to sleep before someone decides this is a good idea.

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1. Worked on the Santo Nino robe for coworker ( Read more... )

We don't have a decent potato peeler in the house. How do we not have a decent potato peeler in the house? We just have a mildly terrible Ikea one and a metal one that is now in the trash for being absolutely useless ( Read more... )

No, I'm not dead, I posted a mod thing over at
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FIRST OFF: prompt from the Hawaii 5-0 kink meme, except not anon because fuck that shit, everybody knows my terrible taste anyway.

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MER: here's a thought: is pineapple supposed to improve the taste of semen or make it worse? I know it's one of those ( Read more... )